Lake Region has somewhere between 0 and 8 bathrooms on a given day. I give this range not because I don’t know how many there are, but because it does indeed change. The two downstairs bathrooms were originally unlocked, but after some…events…happened, you now have to ask for a key. The rest of the bathrooms have day to day occurrences that sometimes make them unusable. I have attached a list of everyday bathroom occurrences.
- Using the bathroom
- This is straightforward
- Getting out of class
- A lot of people tend to say they need to use the bathroom, when they really just want to get out of class
- Summoning something
- There have been reports of people in bathrooms gathering in large circles
- In some cases, they are even performing blood rituals through something called, “piercings”
- Adding air fresheners
- Students can be seen making the bathrooms smell better, using small rectangular objects that appear like USBs
- Decorating
- You can occasionally find mixed media artworks
- Anything but using the bathroom
- Who wants to use something for its intended purpose
- Arson
- You can occasionally smell smoke after entering the bathrooms, we are still attempting to find the arsonists.
- Sauronian Murals
- He’s always watching
- Making “Tick Tacks”
- Students have been seen doing strange mating rituals, called “Tick Tacks” in the bathrooms, and posting them to a Chinese spy platform
- Concerts
- The reverb in those rooms is amazing
- Holding meetings
- Students can be seen hosing large meetings and discussion very important events and problems
- Payment for exchanging of air fresheners
