OCSU has been trying to find ways to save money for years now and the newest solution involves a 2 month lead time minimum for all Purchase Orders. The district office will process all P.O.s for only two...

Enraged Minnesotans have taken to making signs and chanting in protest. Many of the signs reference an ‘ICE’. After much investigation, The Shallot has learned that ‘ICE’ stands for “Ice Cold...

In advance of this year's indoor track New England competition the LR indoor track team got new warm ups and uniforms that were all paid for by the LR athletics budget and designed by Ralph Lauren. No...

The Shallot is committed to producing stories that find the real issues, while getting most of the facts wrong. For more about The Shallot please read the about page.   Orleans Vt- Although there...

Although the basketball season is young, there is already shocking news even ahead of the first scrimmage for the Lake Region boys basketball team. Although the LR boys managed to take home a win last...

As the United States’ debt goes higher and higher, the Trump Administration looks for new ways to save money. As we test nuclear missiles, a new form of nuclear energy has been peeled back in the process:...

Recently, many people and groups have used "meme" coins, a form of cryptocurrency that allows the creator to do things such as "rug pulls" so that they can essentially scam the market to make a large amount...

On the 19th of October, in broad daylight, eight priceless Napoleonic crown jewels were stolen from the Louvre. The eight jewels, including the tiara belonging to the wife of Napoleon III, are an iconic...

As AI grows, so does the need for server farms to support it. This demand increases the need for coolant as well. Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI (the company that developed ChatGPT), has commented to The Shallot,...

The Shallot offered $85,000,000 to Washington Central Unified Union School District (WCUUSD) to buy the U-32 high school and the land and the ability to control the contracts of everyone that works there....

Recently while The Shallot was consulting with the GEEK squad in Glover, it came to our attention that there is a lot of lost effciency because the employees of The Shallot had to walk well over 400...

  When Lake Region’s new Vice Principal outlined the cell phone policy in a letter home to families, many students reacted intensely. Some students who frequently use their phones during class...