Lake Region has somewhere between 0 and 8 bathrooms on a given day. I give this range not because I don’t know how many there are, but because it does indeed change. The two downstairs bathrooms were originally unlocked, but after some…events…happened, you now have to ask for a key. The rest of the bathrooms have day to day occurrences that sometimes make them unusable. I have attached a list of everyday bathroom occurrences.

• Using the bathroom
  • This is straightforward
• Getting out of class
  • A lot of people tend to say they need to use the bathroom, when they really just want to get out of class
• Summoning something
  • There have been reports of people in bathrooms gathering in large circles
  • In some cases, they are even performing blood rituals through something called, “piercings”
• Adding air fresheners
  • Students can be seen making the bathrooms smell better, using small rectangular objects that appear like USBs
• Decorating
  • You can occasionally find mixed media artworks
• Anything but using the bathroom
  • Who wants to use something for its intended purpose
• Arson
  • You can occasionally smell smoke after entering the bathrooms, we are still attempting to find the arsonists.
• Sauronian Murals
  • He’s always watching
• Making “Tick Tacks”
  • Students have been seen doing strange mating rituals, called “Tick Tacks” in the bathrooms, and posting them to a Chinese spy platform
• Concerts
  • The reverb in those rooms is amazing
• Holding meetings
  • Students can be seen hosing large meetings and discussion very important events and problems
• Payment for exchanging of air fresheners