Mark Carney will be the governor of the 51st state. He was projected to win by 11:30 P.M. Eastern Standard Time. The Shallot is as always is your news organization for up to the date news on all things. Our election prediction team which uses very exclusive data is one of the leaders in getting things right.
The implications for the trade war with the rest of the Union with this new governor are terrible. He is extremely progressive. The BASICS team (Brownington Academy Super Intelligent Children Strategists) is ahead of the eight ball already and has said that with Canada’s need for US goods they could back down at any point. Chief Strategist Bobby McDowell, a 7th grader at the school, has said “The 51st state will need to back down soon, or things aren’t gonna be looking so good for it.” He also said that some of the consequences that could come from the US Legislature, and office of the President “Might have an effect on the share of citizens from each area selected to take over Greenland.” While these are simply the words of the chief strategist at the BASICS team, the information they get is almost always correct.
