Recently while The Shallot was consulting with the GEEK squad in Glover, it came to our attention that there is a lot of lost effciency because the employees of The Shallot had to walk well over 400 feet to get in the building. This is time lost and time is money.
To solve this dire issue there is a new team that reports to The Shallot. The Admin Construction Tradespeople (ACT Team) will do all construction projects that are deemed necesary by The Shallot. All of these projects will increase the budgetary effeciency of OCSU.
This first project has already been completed and is a smashing success. There is now enough reserved parking spaces so that all management level employees can park close to the schools in OCSU and then get all the important work they need to do done faster. If other employees of OCSU park in these spots they will have to pay for their car to be moved by the ACT Team. Cars will be moved using a process that is often used at Demo Derbys. They will use a Caterpillar 988 XE loader with a set of forks to pick up and move the car to a different spot. The Shallot was able to purchase one for a low price of $750,000. As there is only one for the entire district which has many parking lots it will need a special trailer that can be attached to the 10 wheeler the district has already purchased for the purpose of snow transport. The estimated cost per car moved for the owner of the car is $150. This will only net the district $50 per time as there is the cost of fuel and labor which is prohibatively expensive.
It is unkown at this time if the ACT Team will be able to move cars that park in the incorrect spots at U-32 highschool as well. The distance between OCSU and U-32 may mean that when they are forced to move a car after the owner has been warned multiple times and then the charge might have to be triple the standard rate.
As of press time the ACT team was revealed to have used the 988 XE in lieau of a car lift so that they could work on their demo car instead of doing the administrative work they were supposed to be doing. The Superintendint of OCSU hasn’t responded to request for comment at press time.
