The Shallot has grown a lot and needs more office space. As the editor I am very busy with both managing one of the largest non-partisan newspapers in the world and a full course load. The board of billionaires...
George Santos is the only candidate that the Shallot can get behind. We have a commitment to chaos and also the truth which is what he will bring. Also as the sole Jew-ish candidate we feel the need to...
Every year many students choose to take AP classes, some want to get college credit or they may have friends who are taking those classes. At the beginning of every year though some student often drop...
Lake Region sophomore is shocked to learn that Pep Rally is rigged.
"I really thought we were going to win! We were blindsided when seniors were given double points."
For every year running, seniors...
On September 29th of 2024 six Lake Region students went down to Fenway in Boston to catch the final game of the Red Sox season. They had already been mathematically eliminated from the postseason chase...
Air pollution is a serious issue around the word and has been for a very long time. Usually throughout human history the way to get that pollution to go away is either to simply move away from where it...
Student appreciation week is coming up which means that teachers have to get ready with gift bags for the kids. Student appreciation week is to represent all of the overworked and underpaid students in...
Recently, a petition was brought before the Orleans Central Supervisory Board proposing to reconsider the EMS budget that passed by the community last month. It was initially reported by Shallot correspondents...
Lake Region has somewhere between 0 and 8 bathrooms on a given day. I give this range not because I don't know how many there are, but because it does indeed change. The two downstairs bathrooms were originally...
Windows. A modern invention that allows people to see the world without having to touch it. I mean, it’s so beautiful, but who wants to get dirt on their White Air forces? At around 100 CE, 1,924 years...
Water is essential to human life. One problem is that if the water isn't clean, you can get sick. Recently, people have discovered a solution to clean the water. At around 500 BCE, which is about 2524...
