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Please Stop Drinking Water

Please Stop Drinking Water

Thayer Myers, Editor October 13, 2025

As AI grows, so does the need for server frames to support it. This demand increases the need for coolant as well. Sam Altman, CEO of OpenAI (the company that developed ChatGPT), has commented to The Shallot,...

The Shallot Has Purchased U-32

The Shallot Has Purchased U-32

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor September 23, 2025

The Shallot offered $85,000,000 to Washington Central Unified Union School District (WCUUSD) to buy the U-32 high school and the land and the ability to control the contracts of everyone that works there....

The Shallot Creates Parking Spots For All of Its Employees

The Shallot Creates Parking Spots For All of Its Employees

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor September 10, 2025

Recently while The Shallot was consulting with the GEEK squad in Glover, it came to our attention that there is a lot of lost effciency because the employees of The Shallot had to walk well over 400...

LR Students Outraged at Phone Ban

LR Students Outraged at Phone Ban

Thayer Myers, Author September 2, 2025

  When Lake Region’s new Vice Principal outlined the cell phone policy in a letter home to families, many students reacted intensely. Some students who frequently use their phones during class...

Trump Falls Up, Calls it a Glorious Act

Trump Falls Up, Calls it a Glorious Act

Thayer Myers, Author June 9, 2025

In recent political news, many are calling it “the most dramatic staircase incident since Gerald Ford's presidency.” President Donald J. Trump slipped while boarding Air Force One, immediately declaring...

Local High School Embarrasses Itself, Fails to Recognize The Shallot 

Local High School Embarrasses Itself, Fails to Recognize The Shallot 

Staff Writer June 2, 2025

Max Demaine, editor of The Shallot, recently garnered national attention after winning the much-coveted Pulitzer Prize for his acclaimed investigative journalism. The prestigious award is rarely bestowed...

Area Editor Wonders Which Palms He Was Supposed To Grease

Area Editor Wonders Which Palms He Was Supposed To Grease

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor June 2, 2025

Lake Region Union High School had its annual Evening of Excellence night on May 28th and the editor of The Shallot, the most popular, most accurate newspaper in the NEK, felt that he deserved an award....

The award on it's pedestal.

The Shallot Wins Pulitzer

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor May 5, 2025

The Pulitzer Prize committee announced its annual awards on May 5th, and The Shallot the flagship news organization of Lake Region Union High School, and the power behind the throne of the supervisory...

This is what the snow will look like coming out of storage.

Area High School Announces Snow Storage Program

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor April 29, 2025

LRUHS is about to get a whole lot more money and the best way to spend it has been decided. The VT house of Representatives just passed a bill where the base per pupil spending is about $15,000, LRUHS...

Canada Elects its Next Governor

Canada Elects its Next Governor

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor April 28, 2025

Mark Carney will be the governor of the 51st state. He was projected to win by 11:30  P.M. Eastern Standard Time. The Shallot is as always is your news organization for up to the date news on all things....

BAGS Group Eliminates DEI From OCSU

BAGS Group Eliminates DEI From OCSU

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor March 31, 2025

The Barton Academy Genius Students (BAGS), a group of 6th graders from the aforementioned school that tested very high in both the math and reading sections of the "Star 360" test, recently were able to...

Area Supervisory Union Adds 500k to Budget to Build Tiny House

Area Supervisory Union Adds 500k to Budget to Build Tiny House

Max Demaine, Shallot Editor February 27, 2025

The office of the Superintendent in OCSU got a little bit more money the past two years so they could build a tiny house. In a line of the budget that is linked below on the fourth page, with category...

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