The LR Post is now accepting submissions of clean, school-appropriate jokes! Pease email them to [email protected]. Jokes will be published weekly.

And in the meantime, here are a couple from us:

   What kind of concert cost only 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickel Back!

   My teacher told me to have a good day…so I went home.

   I’m afraid for the calendar…its days are numbered.