Recently, a petition was brought before the Orleans Central Supervisory Board proposing to reconsider the EMS budget that passed by the community last month. It was initially reported by Shallot correspondents that most people signing the petition hoped to add an additional 1.7 million dollars to the budget at the revote. Upon editorial review, we have now realized that this may not be completely accurate. We apologize, and rest assured that this lack of journalistic responsibility has led to mass firings at the Shallot. However, the silver lining is that there are, right now, a lot of job openings at our prestigious organization!

If you want to apply, the qualifications and requirements are as follows: journalists with the Shallot, a branch of the world renowned LR post, have a duty to publish at least one story every 3 to 4 fiscal years, and work for about 30 minutes on randomly occurring and unpredictable business days as a available. People who wish to cover the most important news pertaining to Lake Region and the broader district can contact Mr. Gentler, Mz. Pastel, or Max Demaine about joining.